Though he ended up finding a desk job, but he still get harassment by the fellow female colleagues for him to massage for them.
|The waiting area which was just beside the foot reflexology stations.|
Massage is a enjoyable and relaxation process, provided that you are being serve by a good masseur. I have encountered the goods and bad through out the years I have been going around massaging and below are the 7 kinds of masseurs whom I cannot stand.
1. The Talkative Masseur.
It has been really a long day for you after rushing out reports and finally knocked off in the midnight. You wanted a short relaxation session and visit the late night massages, looking for a decent de-stress session. Greeted politely by your masseur, she started working on your body and so does her mouth. Regardless if you was either a good or bad listener, she just kept trying to have a conversation with you while you are trying to fall asleep during the massage. You ended up more tired after hearing so much. What a "long" day !
2. The Superpower Masseur.
Massage is supposed to be a smoothening and relaxing process, however, there are sometimes when you are served by a "Superpower". While not tending to your needs and adequate strength to use, she uses all her might trying to give you the most "refreshing" massage and breaking your bones at the same time. Especially true when you are going for Thai Massage, so beware.
3. The Sleepy Masseur.
The latest drama has kept the masseur up all night that leaves her restless during the day. She started working on your back as usual and slowly you felt that it is getting softer and softer... and it paused for a moment........and she continues to work on your back. The cycle continues for the entire cycle and by the time you complete your massage session, you felt nothing but simply fustration. But you are lucky because she did not use her saliva as the essential oil.
4. The Freestyler Masseur.
You have been visiting this particular massage parlor for umpteen times and out of your luck your usual masseur is out of town and they had to arrange another new masseur to you. Even though the masseur is trained by the spa, she is pressing all over the body without a proper sequence and you did not feel the smoothening effects of the massage and ended your day a bad one.
5. The Career Masseur.
You are an executive that has been picking up phone calls the entire day and you really wanted to switch your phone to slient mode and enjoy an hour of quietness and relaxation. However, when you lay down flat on the bed, the masseurs is talking over the phone with the customers, making reservations by herself or SMSes alerts are coming in and she is replying it whilst massaging for you. Don't you just find it annoying that you could not even enjoy the slight tranquility in a day ?
6. The Scraper Masseur.
One of the taboo of a masseur is not cutting her nails. I really hated when a masseur scratch my skin with her fingernails, leaving red swollen marks. One is because of hygiene reason while another is what happens if your girl friends misunderstood those marks ? You will get yourself into trouble....
7. The Practical Masseur.
There is nothing much I can describe about this type of masseur, but if they provided really good massage services, tips will be given willingly, not by asking from the customers.
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